8981amatou:

.Axis.
8981amatou:

.Axis.
8981amatou:

.Axis.
bennycreampuff:

lesbeeanmovie:

greencarnations:

cinematicsymphony:

This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.

CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE:
do not react. at the most, maybe wince and go “ooooh”
go over to the child to assess panic level and severity of injury
if they’re like, dying, remain calm, but they’re probably not.
look them in the eye and ask, “you okay?” they will nod. possibly all teary-eyed. then ask, “are we gonna need to cut it off?”
the child is thrown off. if they giggle, you’re in the money. if they do not, put a bandaid on and do some sympathetic patting. they are probably a little teary. let the sad little bug sit out for a minute. they will quickly get bored.
works every time

"sad little bug" is the cutest and most accurate term ive heard used to describe a child because sometimes bugs are kinda super cute sometimes bugs are really fucking annoying and sometimes bugs are downright TERRIFYING

My mum had a very easy way to deal with us falling. “Oops! Fell down. Okay? Good! Back up, then!” And we’d be on our way, no worse for wear.
bennycreampuff:

lesbeeanmovie:

greencarnations:

cinematicsymphony:

This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.

CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE:
do not react. at the most, maybe wince and go “ooooh”
go over to the child to assess panic level and severity of injury
if they’re like, dying, remain calm, but they’re probably not.
look them in the eye and ask, “you okay?” they will nod. possibly all teary-eyed. then ask, “are we gonna need to cut it off?”
the child is thrown off. if they giggle, you’re in the money. if they do not, put a bandaid on and do some sympathetic patting. they are probably a little teary. let the sad little bug sit out for a minute. they will quickly get bored.
works every time

"sad little bug" is the cutest and most accurate term ive heard used to describe a child because sometimes bugs are kinda super cute sometimes bugs are really fucking annoying and sometimes bugs are downright TERRIFYING

My mum had a very easy way to deal with us falling. “Oops! Fell down. Okay? Good! Back up, then!” And we’d be on our way, no worse for wear.
bennycreampuff:

lesbeeanmovie:

greencarnations:

cinematicsymphony:

This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.

CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE:
do not react. at the most, maybe wince and go “ooooh”
go over to the child to assess panic level and severity of injury
if they’re like, dying, remain calm, but they’re probably not.
look them in the eye and ask, “you okay?” they will nod. possibly all teary-eyed. then ask, “are we gonna need to cut it off?”
the child is thrown off. if they giggle, you’re in the money. if they do not, put a bandaid on and do some sympathetic patting. they are probably a little teary. let the sad little bug sit out for a minute. they will quickly get bored.
works every time

"sad little bug" is the cutest and most accurate term ive heard used to describe a child because sometimes bugs are kinda super cute sometimes bugs are really fucking annoying and sometimes bugs are downright TERRIFYING

My mum had a very easy way to deal with us falling. “Oops! Fell down. Okay? Good! Back up, then!” And we’d be on our way, no worse for wear.
bennycreampuff:

lesbeeanmovie:

greencarnations:

cinematicsymphony:

This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.

CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE:
do not react. at the most, maybe wince and go “ooooh”
go over to the child to assess panic level and severity of injury
if they’re like, dying, remain calm, but they’re probably not.
look them in the eye and ask, “you okay?” they will nod. possibly all teary-eyed. then ask, “are we gonna need to cut it off?”
the child is thrown off. if they giggle, you’re in the money. if they do not, put a bandaid on and do some sympathetic patting. they are probably a little teary. let the sad little bug sit out for a minute. they will quickly get bored.
works every time

"sad little bug" is the cutest and most accurate term ive heard used to describe a child because sometimes bugs are kinda super cute sometimes bugs are really fucking annoying and sometimes bugs are downright TERRIFYING

My mum had a very easy way to deal with us falling. “Oops! Fell down. Okay? Good! Back up, then!” And we’d be on our way, no worse for wear.
bennycreampuff:

lesbeeanmovie:

greencarnations:

cinematicsymphony:

This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.

CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE:
do not react. at the most, maybe wince and go “ooooh”
go over to the child to assess panic level and severity of injury
if they’re like, dying, remain calm, but they’re probably not.
look them in the eye and ask, “you okay?” they will nod. possibly all teary-eyed. then ask, “are we gonna need to cut it off?”
the child is thrown off. if they giggle, you’re in the money. if they do not, put a bandaid on and do some sympathetic patting. they are probably a little teary. let the sad little bug sit out for a minute. they will quickly get bored.
works every time

"sad little bug" is the cutest and most accurate term ive heard used to describe a child because sometimes bugs are kinda super cute sometimes bugs are really fucking annoying and sometimes bugs are downright TERRIFYING

My mum had a very easy way to deal with us falling. “Oops! Fell down. Okay? Good! Back up, then!” And we’d be on our way, no worse for wear.
bennycreampuff:

lesbeeanmovie:

greencarnations:

cinematicsymphony:

This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.

CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE:
do not react. at the most, maybe wince and go “ooooh”
go over to the child to assess panic level and severity of injury
if they’re like, dying, remain calm, but they’re probably not.
look them in the eye and ask, “you okay?” they will nod. possibly all teary-eyed. then ask, “are we gonna need to cut it off?”
the child is thrown off. if they giggle, you’re in the money. if they do not, put a bandaid on and do some sympathetic patting. they are probably a little teary. let the sad little bug sit out for a minute. they will quickly get bored.
works every time

"sad little bug" is the cutest and most accurate term ive heard used to describe a child because sometimes bugs are kinda super cute sometimes bugs are really fucking annoying and sometimes bugs are downright TERRIFYING

My mum had a very easy way to deal with us falling. “Oops! Fell down. Okay? Good! Back up, then!” And we’d be on our way, no worse for wear.

bennycreampuff:

lesbeeanmovie:

greencarnations:

cinematicsymphony:

This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.

CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE:

  • do not react. at the most, maybe wince and go “ooooh”
  • go over to the child to assess panic level and severity of injury
  • if they’re like, dying, remain calm, but they’re probably not.
  • look them in the eye and ask, “you okay?” they will nod. possibly all teary-eyed. then ask, “are we gonna need to cut it off?”
  • the child is thrown off. if they giggle, you’re in the money. if they do not, put a bandaid on and do some sympathetic patting. they are probably a little teary. let the sad little bug sit out for a minute. they will quickly get bored.
  • works every time

"sad little bug" is the cutest and most accurate term ive heard used to describe a child because sometimes bugs are kinda super cute sometimes bugs are really fucking annoying and sometimes bugs are downright TERRIFYING

My mum had a very easy way to deal with us falling. “Oops! Fell down. Okay? Good! Back up, then!” And we’d be on our way, no worse for wear.

(via missstacielou)

hotpuppies:

we moved houses like a year ago and my mom found the garage opener to our old house today so we drove to the house to see if it would work and we saw the new owners working in the garage and we sat there opening and closing their garage for like 10 minutes and they were getting so scared they probably think satan is in their house and im laighinf so hard

(via elementally-sara)

ukulady42:

madmothmiko:

Eric Hibbeler   
Tumblr URL: erichibbeler

these are super pretty *u*

ukulady42:

madmothmiko:

Eric Hibbeler   
Tumblr URL: erichibbeler

these are super pretty *u*

ukulady42:

madmothmiko:

Eric Hibbeler   
Tumblr URL: erichibbeler

these are super pretty *u*

ukulady42:

madmothmiko:

Eric Hibbeler   
Tumblr URL: erichibbeler

these are super pretty *u*

ukulady42:

madmothmiko:

Eric Hibbeler   
Tumblr URL: erichibbeler

these are super pretty *u*

ukulady42:

madmothmiko:

Eric Hibbeler   
Tumblr URL: erichibbeler

these are super pretty *u*

imperfect000000:

When you wake up and get your period and you’re like “oh that’s why I was crying uncontrollably last night over a jelly bean”

(via missstacielou)

“he’s going to fuck you up and you’re going to let him”
— most sober thing a drunk person could ever say to you   (via forebidden)

(via voguechocolateandroses)

69shadesofgayy:

idontlikeyourcat:

stop-being-human:

fleeting-things:

rhamphotheca:

Beautiful photos of abandoned places.

THIS IS WHAT THE WHOLE WORLD WOULD BE LIKE IN A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE.

What the fuck is the huge hole in the first one?!!!

My soul


Nuclear reactor duh 69shadesofgayy:

idontlikeyourcat:

stop-being-human:

fleeting-things:

rhamphotheca:

Beautiful photos of abandoned places.

THIS IS WHAT THE WHOLE WORLD WOULD BE LIKE IN A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE.

What the fuck is the huge hole in the first one?!!!

My soul


Nuclear reactor duh 69shadesofgayy:

idontlikeyourcat:

stop-being-human:

fleeting-things:

rhamphotheca:

Beautiful photos of abandoned places.

THIS IS WHAT THE WHOLE WORLD WOULD BE LIKE IN A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE.

What the fuck is the huge hole in the first one?!!!

My soul


Nuclear reactor duh 69shadesofgayy:

idontlikeyourcat:

stop-being-human:

fleeting-things:

rhamphotheca:

Beautiful photos of abandoned places.

THIS IS WHAT THE WHOLE WORLD WOULD BE LIKE IN A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE.

What the fuck is the huge hole in the first one?!!!

My soul


Nuclear reactor duh 69shadesofgayy:

idontlikeyourcat:

stop-being-human:

fleeting-things:

rhamphotheca:

Beautiful photos of abandoned places.

THIS IS WHAT THE WHOLE WORLD WOULD BE LIKE IN A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE.

What the fuck is the huge hole in the first one?!!!

My soul


Nuclear reactor duh 69shadesofgayy:

idontlikeyourcat:

stop-being-human:

fleeting-things:

rhamphotheca:

Beautiful photos of abandoned places.

THIS IS WHAT THE WHOLE WORLD WOULD BE LIKE IN A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE.

What the fuck is the huge hole in the first one?!!!

My soul


Nuclear reactor duh 69shadesofgayy:

idontlikeyourcat:

stop-being-human:

fleeting-things:

rhamphotheca:

Beautiful photos of abandoned places.

THIS IS WHAT THE WHOLE WORLD WOULD BE LIKE IN A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE.

What the fuck is the huge hole in the first one?!!!

My soul


Nuclear reactor duh 69shadesofgayy:

idontlikeyourcat:

stop-being-human:

fleeting-things:

rhamphotheca:

Beautiful photos of abandoned places.

THIS IS WHAT THE WHOLE WORLD WOULD BE LIKE IN A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE.

What the fuck is the huge hole in the first one?!!!

My soul


Nuclear reactor duh 69shadesofgayy:

idontlikeyourcat:

stop-being-human:

fleeting-things:

rhamphotheca:

Beautiful photos of abandoned places.

THIS IS WHAT THE WHOLE WORLD WOULD BE LIKE IN A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE.

What the fuck is the huge hole in the first one?!!!

My soul


Nuclear reactor duh 69shadesofgayy:

idontlikeyourcat:

stop-being-human:

fleeting-things:

rhamphotheca:

Beautiful photos of abandoned places.

THIS IS WHAT THE WHOLE WORLD WOULD BE LIKE IN A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE.

What the fuck is the huge hole in the first one?!!!

My soul


Nuclear reactor duh

69shadesofgayy:

idontlikeyourcat:

stop-being-human:

fleeting-things:

rhamphotheca:

Beautiful photos of abandoned places.

THIS IS WHAT THE WHOLE WORLD WOULD BE LIKE IN A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE.

What the fuck is the huge hole in the first one?!!!

My soul

Nuclear reactor duh

(via betternotgiveup)

machinegunmoose:

Proabably the 3rd time reblogging this 
machinegunmoose:

Proabably the 3rd time reblogging this 

machinegunmoose:

Proabably the 3rd time reblogging this 

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